Tempus Fugit
Wait for the Guru!

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better than y2k!
The LaurentianWeb guru says you have exactly
Before your computer bursts into flames and self destructs burning down your home. Your misery will be compounded by a general firestorm caused by oscillating high tension wires brought about by y2k winds of undetermined origin setting ablaze your city.

The good news is that in light of the impending conflagration that will engulf all of us, the government has established an 800 number to help us and we will all soon receive a Millenium Bug Homecheck guide in our mailbox. Wow!


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